Tuesday
21Oct
Ugly, Dirty Crap
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 07:05PM Life may be beautiful, but school is a good place to start learning about ugly and dirty.
You begin the socialization process at around age six by being pushed together with twenty or thirty other kids, many of them with colds and coughs. Kids aren't particularly decorous about their illnesses. Step into any primary school, and you're bound to hear the sound of some kid snuffling back so hard on his snot that it sounds like a vacuum cleaner with convulsions.
Then there's the kid who cuts farts on the school bus-with fifty other kids trapped around him. The smell never varies...
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